AMAZING GUY 4.
Life is full of surprises, they say.
We don't get to choose the ones that happen to us but sometimes, shock absorbers against every element of surprise is a prerequisite for survival.
This prompted me to keep a sanitary pad in all my handbags for security reasons.
One unfortunate day, I decided to try my roommate's bag to school to pepper them, not knowing that I would be the peppered victim.
Halfway through the lecture, I noticed a strange wetness around my groin.
I reached for the bag and the rescue weapon was not there because I was carrying the wrong bag.
I checked the calendar on my phone and I confirmed that it was an early period.
'Which kain wahala be this?' I lamented within.
There was no way I could leave the hall without attracting prying eyes.
When the historical lecture finally came to an end, I made to stand up and I discovered that there was danger on my skirt.
I was glued to my seat.
It was a sit down order.
Students were trooping out of the hall and I knew that it was only a matter of time before I become casted.
After an eternity of exasperation, I saw a hostel mate wearing a fancy black jacket on a shirt, he was leaving the hall. I beckoned to him and requested that he lend me his jacket.
He was skeptical at first but I managed to convince him that it was a matter of national emergency.
He had no choice; I tied the jacket around my waist and headed home.
Even the bike I mounted was not left out, I had to clean the painting smartly.
I settled at home and washed away the red wine.
Gracias to my friend who sacrificed his jacket to prevent my biological Painting from public exhibition.